For Sale – Replica Ari Vatenen snot.
This is a no expense spared piece of snot has been lovenly crafted with the same air and dirt Ari Vatenen has himself breathed, mixed with the same consistency water vapour and mucus. When wiped, this authentuc replica snot will taste and smell so much like the real thing you will think the High Preist of Begark has blessed you with his own precious sneeze and will drip off your face with exactly the same speed. Preheated for the snot conissor, each piece of nose phlem will be a joy to keep and display to all your friends
There is a limit of 50 so be quick! Operators in Bangalore Sydney are now waiting for your call.
Remember – only Alliance Motorsport can produce such snot so accept no inferior replicas.
(since when the fuck has a replica rally car been worth 100,000?????)