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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Scandal at the WRC

In breaking news, Sebastian Loeb has been found out as having a secret life as a porn star. In a bombshell that has shaken Citroen – but in all fact pretty much everyone else knew – a keen eyed observer has spotted Loeb in a video on ****ingmachines.com – as the machine.

“It was a surprise to be sure and he does lok unfamiliar without hos human disguise on but no one can mistake his movements as they are so precise and his voice – ‘Ummmmmmmmm yes I think so ummmmmmmm yes do you ummmmm like it like ummmmm that’ – even without his fake french accent he’s unmissable” said Ima Wanka, 21 from his parents basement. “I was all like gettingoff and then I realised he was Sebastian Loeb so after cleaning my screen I phoned the News Of The World”

“It’s about time that bloody robot got outed” said Malcom Wilson, Principle of M-Sport and the Ford WRC team. “THere’s been rumours for years and this proves it. How the hell are we supposed to win against that? Let alone he keeps going for as long as his batteries keep going, no wonder you have fangirls lined up 20 deep”

Citroen team bosses expressed surprise.

“A Robot? No, he’s quite clearly human. We reject utterly the accusations of Loeb’s robot status altho the site in question…… ummm…. what was the question again?”

Porn stars have been willing to verify the identity of the robot with many female performers expressing their support and admiration for Loebot. Many comments that are pretty much unprintable but you get the idea.

The FIA will be meeting tmorrow to see the clip in question and Esmerela Jizzmop has been put on standby to clean up afterwards.

posted by admin at 7:37 pm  

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Not dead yet!

Nope far from it!

In fact I’ve found out rallying has gotten less boring and planning to return to write a bit more – lets face it, the same jokes about the same drivers and teams get monotous. PLus the fact Loeb the Robot takes the fun out of sport and who the hell wants to watch the same result all the fucking time?

So anyway the sport has been changing a lot in the last year and even in Australia we have has some big changes – like the removal of restrictors.

Hooray, we can have as big as testicles as we want!

The new rules certainly make for better watching, with the cars sliding and howling as real rally cars should.

Now if only I got the money that is owed to me I could join in….. :shrug:

At least I have a bunch of new kittens to look after, that makes life much better

posted by admin at 9:24 pm  

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